Snap traps break backs
And furry little necks
Glue traps render them powerless
Unless they skin themselves alive
Mice removal! Immediate response!
Call now to dispose of
Neutralise, snuff, exterminate
Pick your poison mouse
Vacor, strychnine or arsenic?
It won’t hurt but you’ll bleed to death
Internally, mustn’t scare the children
Or harm arrogant cats
Drowning in buckets
Electrocuted like criminals
There’s many ways to wipe out, execute and murder you
Slay, massacre and slaughter
Assassinate, neutralize, asphyxiate
Liquidate, lynch, annihilate
Obliterate, immolate, eradicate
Mouse, you don’t deserve to be put to death
I’m going to do the right thing
I’ll collect mouse body parts
From wicked deceptions
Frankenstein did it, so can I
Tiny head, torso and feet
Now you need a tail
Collected like macabre trophies
Mouse jigsaw complete!
A stitch in time saves nine
Ironic glue, sorry about that
Mouse Monster reconstructed
Now I’ll shock you back to life
Oh… using an electric mouse trap
See poor mouse, you cannot win
Dead or alive, you’re just
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2 thoughts on “Frankenstein Mouse”
nae stuart little is he?
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But I love him!