As my husband and I enjoyed our essential morning coffee, we were listening to a CD called Fabriclive 08: Plump DJs. Track number 16 really made me laugh and compose the spoof poem below.
Inspired by the track Electric Appliances by Mr Velcro Fastner (Plump DJs Vocal Remix/Air).
I’ll be your computer
You can be my user
Power switch on
Hit my start key
Patience, I need to load
I’ll show you what I’ve got
Enter four digits
Get my password correct
My home screen is waiting
Use your finger on my pad
Double click
Clickety click
I’m opening up my software
It’s all too much, I’ve frozen
Hit CTRL ALT DELETE
Reboot me again… slowly
I’ll be your computer
If you be a first rate user
© Copyright: Sharon Lawson™
Sharon Unfiltered 
Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.
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cool just as in tron journey with only solutions lassie.
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I’ll take that as a compliment mate 🙂
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tis.. the game was hard. never could past level three and fortran!
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The only Tron game I’ve played was that world in a couple of the Kingdom Hearts games 💚
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Naughty but lol I’m stuck at the thought of sticky notes and forgotten passwords.
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Sticky notes and forgotten passwords sounds like the start of something great!
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Not sure if that’s meant to be sexual or if that’s just my mind… 😉
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It’s FILTH lol 🙂
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😁
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