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Mouse is an addict
Cheese and chocolate abuser
Snorting ricotta salata
Injecting Dairylea
Mouse doesn’t give edam
He quips
High on Swiss Emmental
Sheep milk Gouda
Washed down with beer
Snap traps bearing chunky chocolate
He’s bloody careful and nudges it off
A Caramac again
I need it it’ll do
He’s scurrying around almost cold turkey
Cheese and chocolate, man
Snap trap or cheese board
Chedder to fucking feta
Anything will do!
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